WIFE:
Please, listen! I’m not lying!
HUSBAND:
I told you: after I saw the DNA test that says Austin isn’t my son, I don’t want to hear anything!
WIFE:
JUST 5 MINUTES, OK?! Look, I was still sure it was a horrible mistake your mother set up. So, I also did a DNA test.
HUSBAND:
So what? Your results will “miraculously” show that Austin is mine?
WIFE:
No, it’s much worse, it’s TERRIBLE… Gosh, I still can’t believe it. Turns out, our son is… not even mine