Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch

Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub one afternoon.
Ethel, glancing over at Mabel, noticed something unusual about her friend’s ear and said, “Mabel, you’ve got a s.u.p.pository in your left ear!”

Mabel, surprised, pulled it out and examined it closely. “A s.u.ppository? Really?”

She then paused, a look of realization dawning on her face. “Ethel, I’m so glad you found this! Now I know where my hearing aid has been hiding all this time.”

LOL!!
The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins

The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins.
There was just one problem: no one wanted to room with Carl.

Why?

Because Carl didn’t just snore—he shook the drywall.

They decided to take turns bunking with him.

First night: Steve draws the short straw.

Next morning? He stumbles into breakfast with hair like a haystack and eyes like two road flares.

Second night: Mike’s turn.

He shows up the next morning looking like he’d been hit by a truck.

“Man, you okay?”

“Carl’s snoring rattled my fillings. I gave up and stared at the ceiling till sunrise.”

Third night: Big Frank steps up.

Ex-linebacker. Doesn’t scare easy. They figure he can handle it.

The next morning, Frank strolls in—refreshed, hair combed, sipping coffee like he’s on vacation.

Everyone’s jaws drop.

“Wait… you look great! What happened?”

Frank grins.

“Well, when we got into the room, I tucked Carl in, fluffed his pillow, and gave him a little kiss on the forehead. He stayed up all night watching me. Slept like a baby.”

Caption idea:

There’s more than one way to stop a snorer.

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