Often fueled by lighthearted banter and inside jokes, marriage is full of humorous moments. Frustrated by his wife’s lack of response to his text, one husband chose to use comedy to draw her notice. He messaged her, requesting laundry and dinner, but received no reply. So, he followed up with, “I got a raise! I’m getting you a new automobile! His wife responded enthusiastically, “OMG, really?” I simply wanted to confirm you received my initial message, he said.

In another amusing tale, a guy questions his wife packing for Las Vegas. She claims, “I discovered guys would pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free.” The husband packs his bags and says, “I’m going with you—I want to see how you live on $1,000 a year!”