“””””””JOKE OF THE DAY: An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “That sounds good,” said the wife. “Only, I don’t want the eggs,” the husband added. The waitress frowned. “If you skip the eggs, it’ll be $3.49 since you’re ordering a la carte.” “Wait a minute,” the wife said, surprised. “You’re charging us extra just for *not* taking the eggs?” “Exactly,” the waitress replied. “Fine, I’ll take the special,” the wife said with a sly smile. “How would you like your eggs?” asked the waitress… ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇”””””””