A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck

A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks.

The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!”

The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.

The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks—but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses.

Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”

The old man grins and replies, “I did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!”

A police officer a stopped a motorist.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer.” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer.

“I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…”

“But officer, I just wanted to say…

“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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