T-G-I-F Gone Wrong: A Hilarious Elevator Encounter

A businessman got on an elevator.When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”

The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”

 

The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”

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