Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90.His father was overjoyed with it. His mother, Karen, couldnât believe her kid got 90 in history. After careful examination of the marks, she saw that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 differed. âJohnny, youâre so busted. Tell me, did you add the zero to your marks?â âNo, mum, I didnât.â
âIâm asking you once more. âDid you add that fxxking 0 to your grades?â âMum, no, I didnât add that 0â . âOK, as youâre not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.â âMum, no, please, no, I really didnât add that 0.â
âThis is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.â ââŚâŚ. I just added the 9 to it.â