Laughed Out of Court: Dylan Mulvaney’s $70 Million Lawsuit Against Kid Rock Dismissed With Prejudice

Laughed Out of Court: Dylan Mulvaney’s $70 Million Lawsuit Against Kid Rock Dismissed With Prejudice

A federal judge appointed by Barack Obama dismissed trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney’s $70 million lawsuit against Kid Rock, calling it “frivolous.”

“This was nothing but a laughable waste of the court’s time,” said Justice Joe Barron, “I’m dismissing this case with prejudice so you can’t go re-filing in some other judge’s courtroom.”

When the gavel slammed down, Mulvaney burst into tears. With one hand covering her face and another clutching her pearls, she ran to the nearest ladies rest room. Several biological females walked out in disgust.

Kid Rock’s lawyer, Thomas Bagger ESQ, said he was pleased with the outcome and looks forward to Mulvaney paying all of Kid’s legal fees.

This was a serious blow to Mulvaney, who says the trauma of seeing Kid shoot those beer cans, ultimately ending her career, is something she’ll never recover from.

“I mean, my career is only over if you ask the blue checks on Twitter, but still,” Mulvaney told this reporter over cocktails, “it hurts to think that a bunch of imps are running around out there calling me a failure and burning their Nikes.”

Bud Light and Nike, the other major players in the Mulvaney scandal, have been completey ruined, according to people who think Kyle Rittenhouse is a hero somehow. God bless America.

Related Posts

DEADLY FALL Prince Harry is devastated with grief.

A shocking loss has hit Prince Harry as the 98-year-old 8th Marquess of Ailesbury, Michael Brudenell-Bruce, fell from his bedroom window while freeing his stuck cat, Honeybun.Discovered…

Doctor notices something unusual about David Beckham – issues serious health alert

David Beckham, a global icon both on and off the football field, has long been admired not only for his athletic achievements but also for his polished…

Girl was hospitalized

Last night, I used my girlfriend’s phone and saw an open article titled “Blowjob tips for small penises.” I laughed it off at first, thinking it was…

These are the consequences of sleeping with…See more

Sleeping with the wrong person can lead to emotional turmoil that lingers long after the physical encounter is over. When intimacy is shared with someone who doesn’t…

Only 10% of People Can Recognize This Strange Object, Are You One of Them?

A curious little object from the past has recently taken the internet by storm — a strange, silvery tool that’s left most people scratching their heads. Photos…

SAD ENDING World famous star …

Lizzy Musi, the beloved star of the hit TV show “Street Outlaws: No Prep Kings,” has passed away at the age of 33 after a courageous battle…

Leave a Reply