The Hilarious Life Strategy of an 80-Year-Old Bride

An 80-year-old lady, preparing for her fourth marriage, sparked curiosity when a local newspaper asked her about her previous husbands and their varied careers. With a mischievous smile, she proudly shared her unique journey. “My first husband was a banker,”

she began. “Then, I married a circus ringmaster.” “Next, I tied the knot with a preacher.” And now, in my 80s,I’m marrying a funeral director.” The journalist, intrigued by her unusual choice of professions, asked her the reason behind this diversity.

She laughed and,explained her pragmatic approach to life and relationships: “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

Her witty response left everyone laughing and marveling at her ability to find humor and purpose in her life’s journey.

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