A Shocking Twist in the Confession

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon, when a curious and somewhat incomprehensible confession took place behind the closed door of a small, quiet church. The young woman entered the confessional stand, her voice trembling when she spoke, but what she was going to say would leave even the most experienced priest for a moment without a word. He knew it would be one of the most unexpected confessions he had ever heard.

The blond woman went to confess and said the priest, “I’m pregnant.”

The priest, took away, asked, “How did it happen, my child?” She replied, “I believe it must be the second coming.” He asked her answer, “What makes you think it’s the second arrival?”

She replied, “Because I swallowed the first, Father.”Conclusion

The humorous reversal in this confession reveals an unexpected and insolent response of the blonde and transforms the serious question of the priest for a moment of comedy reliefs.

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Nobody expected fifty bikers at my son’s funeral. Least of all the four teenagers who put him there. I’m not a crier. Twenty-six years as a high…