An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts…

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… so the driver happily munches them.

Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts…

Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?

Old lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth.

Driver: Then why do you buy them?

Old lady: “Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.”

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