A naked lady ran into the Uber car
A naked lady ran into the Uber car and told the driver where she was going, and the Uber driver didn’t start the Uber he kept on looking at the lady over and over again, and the naked lady was so annoyed and said…
What’s wrong with you, is it the first time you see a naked lady?
The Uber driver replied… No, I’m not looking at your nakedness but I’m just wondering where you put the money you are going to pay me with 🙄
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