New CBS Morning Show Starring Roseanne Barr Will Battle “The View” For Ratings

New CBS Morning Show Starring Roseanne Barr Will Battle “The View” For Ratings


The official word has come in. Roseanne Barr won’t be doing another sitcom. She will, instead, form a panel for a show modeled after “The View” with a conservative twist.

The new show, as yet nameless, will run in the same daytime hour as the Whoopi Goldberg version on ABC. CBS executive Joe Barron says the network is happy to have someone of Roseanne’s caliber for the new project.

“There’s an entire market of cable-watching baby boomers who want simple, easy-to-digest television for their retirement. Rupert is onto something here. As the rest of cable television struggles, Fox gets stronger. As everyone switches to streaming, Fox’s viewers refuse. They own archaic entertainment for the next decade, and we want in.”

There’s no word yet as to who Roseanne might want on her show, but she definitely won’t limit it to females. “I’m not a sexist like Whoopi,” she said, “I like a little sausage with my breakfast.”

Classy as ever, Roseanne plans to bring her unique brand of entertainment into your living rooms, but this time with a special dose of crass ignorance her true fans have grown to adore.

“We’re hoping for 5 million viewers per day,” said Barron, “which sounds like a lot but it’s only twice what The View gets and everyone knows nobody even watches that show.”

We pray this is true, and the last Roseanne story for a while, patriots, but we all know that’s probably a little bit unrealistic. Anyway, God Bless America.

Related Posts

Donald Trump Gets More Bad News

Trump on Thursday was charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States, conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, obstruction of and attempt to obstruct an official proceeding,…

20 Minutes ago in California, Cher was confirmed as…See more

Just 20 minutes ago, devastating news emerged from California as music and film icon Cher was confirmed among the victims of a fatal helicopter crash. Details remain…

“Breaking: Major news just in from Donald Trump that’s shaking the entire political world!”

Donald Trump says BREAKING: Oil drops to $57.50. This is a Big deal for gas prices!

HT10. Marcia Brady CameI T0E Might Be The Best

The Brady Bunch” may have had modest ratings during its original run from 1969 to 1974, but over the years, it blossomed into one of the most…

🚨 JUST IN: Ellen DeGeneres Breaks Silence: “I’m Never Coming Back to the U.S. After What They Did to Jimmy Kimmel” 😳 Thoughts?

🚨 JUST IN: Ellen DeGeneres Breaks Silence: “I’m Never Coming Back to the U.S. After What They Did to Jimmy Kimmel” 😳 Thoughts?

Baby born with an DIU peg…!

A doctor was left stunned when a newborn baby was delivered holding something unexpected in his tiny hand—and after the photo was shared, it quickly went viral….

Leave a Reply