When South Park included Donald Trump in an episode where even Satan didn’t want to interact with him, the White House retaliated.
President Trump appears in the first episode of season 27 of South Park, which was published by creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone following their signing of a new deal with Paramount.
As he strips naked and gets into bed with Satan, who doesn’t want to get down and dirty with the Donald, Trump threatens to sue the town of South Park in the first scene, which aired yesterday night (July 23).Trump’s genitalia are also shown as being extremely little in South Park; he fired an artist for making his manhood appear too small, and Satan claimed that it was “so f**king small” in bed that he couldn’t even see it.
After Trump was slapped by the South Park character, Satan questioned him about the Epstein list and remarked, “It’s strange that you always tell people to calm down when it comes up.”
Given that their new streaming agreement is valued at $1.5 billion (yes, with a “b”) and that 50 new episodes are anticipated as part of the agreement, that equates to roughly $30 million (£22 million) every new episode.
The total amount spent on this portrayal of Donald Trump with a small penis that even the devil wouldn’t want to f**k—not to mention Jeffrey Epstein—is approximately $30 million.
Famously, Satan from South Park once dated Saddam Hussein and was murdered in a duel with ManBearPig. However, he has returned and is not interested in having a romantic relationship with the US president.
In the episode, a pro-Trump video featuring a deepfake Donald traversing the desert is broadcast after the municipality of South Park agrees to pay Trump $3.5 billion.
His little animated genitals, which become erect but stay small, are exposed when he strips naked, demonstrating that he is neither a grower nor a shower.
“Trump: His penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large,” a dramatic voiceover said before viewers are directed towards the website HeTrumpedUs.com, which contains the video.
49 to go, one down.
In response, the Trump administration has attacked ‘the Left’ and called South Park a ‘fourth-rate comedy’.In a statement, the White House said, “The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show.”
“Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention.”
“President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”