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Frozen Windows: A Hilarious Misunderstanding”

Uncategorized Jessica Lane · April 13, 2025 · Comments off

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning…
“Windows frozen; won’t open.”

Husband texts back,
“Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”

Five minutes later wife texts back,
“Computer really messed up now.”

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HE HAD NO HOME, NO FAMILY—EXCEPT FOR THE CAT THAT SLEPT ON HIS CHEST EVERY NIGHT. “SHE CHOSE ME,” HE SAID. “THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS.” The first time I saw him, it was just past midnight outside the 24-hour laundromat. He was curled up on a ripped camping mat like it was the softest bed in the world, the dim neon sign flickering above him. On his chest lay a small orange cat, her fur patchy, one ear half-gone. She was draped over him like she belonged there—her rise and fall perfectly in sync with his breathing. His shoes were held together with duct tape. A trash bag sat beside him in place of a backpack. You could see life had weathered him in ways most of us couldn’t imagine. I started leaving food from the café where I worked the night shift—an extra muffin, a cup of soup, once even a leftover grilled cheese from a missed pickup. He never asked. Always thanked me. And always made sure the cat ate first. One night, I finally sat down beside him and asked her name. “Hazel,” he said, gently stroking the ragged patch behind her ear. “She chose me,” he added softly, eyes on her, not me. “That’s all that matters.” Over time, I learned pieces of his story—how his brother stopped answering his calls, how his mother had passed three winters ago, how he’d tried shelters but Hazel wasn’t allowed in. “So I chose the cold,” he said simply. “Because without her… there’s nothing to come in for.” And then, last week, they were gone. Three nights in a row—no Hazel, no sleeping bag, no trace of them except the bare concrete where they’d always been. I asked around. A few people mumbled about a city crew clearing the area. No one knew where he went. No one had seen the cat. Until this morning. On my walk to work, I saw a flash of orange at the bus stop. It was Hazel. Alone. She looked right at me… like she’d been waiting. (continue reading in the 1st comment)

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