The Magic Mirror Mishap

A woman with a small bust buys an antique mirror and hangs it on her bathroom door.

The next morning, she jokingly says, “Mirror, mirror on the door, make my chest a size 44!” Instantly, with a flash of light, her chest grows dramatically. Excited, she rushes to tell her husband.

Curious, they head to the bathroom together. The husband, intrigued, crosses his fingers and says, “Mirror, mirror on the door, make my manhood touch the floor!”

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