LOL! Here are some funny little fan made transcripts of what it would be like if Bruce Wayne aka Batman was interviewed by a talk show host. Then a reporter has to follow up with Red Hood on what Bruce said on the Late-Night Gotham Talk Show:

Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a
talkshow, except all the options are JL members.
jasontoddsguns Follow Talkshow host: okay! Your options are the big three! If you didn’t know, That’s Wonder Woman,
Superman, and Batman! Bruce: (with no hesitation) Kill Batman. He’s useless, has no superpowers whatsoever and was once 15
minutes late to save me from a kidnapping.
fallenangelvictorious Follow Talkshow host: As a famous philanthropist and
pacifist what are you thoughts on the Red Hood? Bruce: I love him so so so much. I don’t approve of his methods. I’m glad he’s here in Gotham and I believe in him and cherish him. I worry that the lives he takes will weigh on him and that he’ll lose himself
in the violence. TH: Wow that’s quite personal, it sounds like you
know him? Bruce: He’s Batman’s son and we both know he
doesn’t deserve him
TH: Batman’s son????
Bruce: yup
Bruce *leaning closer to the microphone*: his son Bruce *looking directly at the camera*: who he loves
but doesn’t deserve TH: o-okay then um moving on… uh about the
rumors about your and Batman’s relationship-It