Home Uncategorized “””””””JOKE OF THE DAY: An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “That sounds good,” said the wife. “Only, I don’t want the eggs,” the husband added. The waitress frowned. “If you skip the eggs, it’ll be $3.49 since you’re ordering a la carte.” “Wait a minute,” the wife said, surprised. “You’re charging us extra just for *not* taking the eggs?” “Exactly,” the waitress replied. “Fine, I’ll take the special,” the wife said with a sly smile. “How would you like your eggs?” asked the waitress… ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇”””””””

“””””””JOKE OF THE DAY: An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “That sounds good,” said the wife. “Only, I don’t want the eggs,” the husband added. The waitress frowned. “If you skip the eggs, it’ll be $3.49 since you’re ordering a la carte.” “Wait a minute,” the wife said, surprised. “You’re charging us extra just for not taking the eggs?” “Exactly,” the waitress replied. “Fine, I’ll take the special,” the wife said with a sly smile. “How would you like your eggs?” asked the waitress… ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇”””””””

Uncategorized Jessica Lane · May 21, 2025 · Comments off

An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast
weup — May 16, 2025
An 82-year-old man and his 80-year-old wife went out one morning to enjoy a quiet breakfast at a local diner. They spotted a sign offering a “Seniors’ Special” — two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for just $2.99. It was a deal too good to pass up.