Some husbands just don’t know when to stop. One evening, a man—clearly feeling a bit too confident and cheeky—decided to poke fun at his wife. With a smirk, he said, “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast… might take a few inches off your backside!” He laughed at his own joke, thinking he had landed a good one.
Cue the silence.
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