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Frozen Windows: A Hilarious Misunderstanding”

Uncategorized Jessica Lane · April 13, 2025 · Comments off

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning…
“Windows frozen; won’t open.”

Husband texts back,
“Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”

Five minutes later wife texts back,
“Computer really messed up now.”

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