I STARTED TAKING CARE OF MY NIECE AND NEPHEW—BUT THEIR DAD LEFT OUT ONE BIG DETAIL

I never thought I’d be riding through town with a tutu poking me in the ribs and a foam sword strapped to my back. But here we are.

It started with a phone call from my brother. Said he needed help for “a couple weeks” while he sorted things out with his new job. I said sure. His wife died last year, and he finally found a new job so they could move and start their new lives. I didn’t ask questions. I should’ve.

Next thing I know, I’ve got two kids at my door—Sofie with a unicorn backpack bigger than her, and Milo wearing a traffic cop vest and asking if I have any “real sirens.”

They were supposed to stay for a few weeks. That was three months ago.

I don’t mind the chaos. I’ve grown used to the early morning cereal debates and dance parties in the kitchen. I bought a bigger bike just to fit them both. They call me “Funkle Max”—fun uncle—and tell everyone I’m their backup grown-up.

But the weird thing is, my brother stopped calling. First, he said he was working late. Then he just… didn’t pick up.

I didn’t say anything to the kids. What was I supposed to say?

Then last weekend, Sofie was digging through the front basket and pulled out an envelope I hadn’t seen before. No stamp. Just my name written in my brother’s handwriting.

She handed it to me like it was no big deal. But my stomach dropped.

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