Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce. You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears?

Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce.

In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he’d like to live with?

Well not papa bear he beats me,” says baby bear.

“So mama bear?”asks the Judge.

An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,

“I was going to park there!”

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