A woman hid under the bed to watch her husband’s reaction – LOL

A woman hid under the bed to watch her husband’s reaction – LOL
Posted on December 2, 2024 by Morgan White
A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. Don’t try to find me.”

She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.

Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom.

She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it.

After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone.

“She’s finally gone. Yeah, it’s about time. I’m on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written.

“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in five minutes.”

Hope this joke brings a smile to your face! Have a great day!

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