The Blonde’s Car Trouble

A blonde calls her husband from the side of the road, sounding frustrated.

“Honey, my car won’t start! There’s water in the carburetor!”

Her husband, confused, asks, “How do you know there’s water in the carburetor? Do you even know what a carburetor is?”

She replies, “I’m not sure… but I know the car’s in the pool!”

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