A bee went into my vagina!

One day a man and his wife were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the wife parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. She started screaming “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!” The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said to him “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you permit” The husband being very worried agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s vagina.

The doctor said “OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The wife said “Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it.” So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the wife’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.” So the doctor went deeper and deeper.

After a while the doctor began shafting the wife very hard indeed. The lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, “Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think you’re doing?” The doctor, still concentrating, replied, “Change of plan. I’m gonna drown the bastard!”

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