Married couple is pulled over by the police – but the husband wasn’t ready for his honest wife’s revelation

Married couple is pulled over by the police – but the husband wasn’t ready for his honest wife’s revelation


A man and his wife are out driving, and get pulled over by a police officer.

The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?”

Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”

Man: “No sir, I was going 65.”

Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: “Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!”

Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.” (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”

Man: “Oh, this? I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”

Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”

The man turns to his wife and yells, “Shut your mouth!”

The officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”

Wife: “No, only when he’s drunk.”

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